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Autopsy Determines Total Loser’s Corpse Contained No Traces Of Drugs, Alcohol

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Fantastic Four #39 (June 1965)
Art by Jack Kirby & Frank Giacola
Words by Stan Lee

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White Male Privilege Squandered On Job At Best Buy

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Report: Average American Consuming 4 Ounces Of Cheese Right Now